Mount Baker High School Drama
Presents:
Once upon a
mattress
 Many moons ago... |
 Its a royalty test to see if she's a true princess |
 One more question |
 Throughout the land no one may wed... |
 Till Dauntless shares his marriage bed. |
 Go and get the prince a royal wife |
 Don't worry Larken, I will find a princess |
 I swam the moat. I guess I was a little anxious |
 I'm shy... |
 clean up with this wet rag. |
 The minstrel, the Jester and I |
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose! |
 |I'm in love with a girl named Fred |
 She drinks just like a lord... |
 With an F and an R and an E and a D |
 Well if she tests you on spelling you're sure to pass. |
 I'm running away |
 Normandy is fine and fair so Normandy is where we'll go |
 Some people think my act is pretty fowl. |
 There's to be an official ball |
 We'll do that new dance the Spanish Panic |
 Everybody... |
 She's ordered 20 mattresses the softest and the best |
 I want quiet and i'll get quiet if I have to shout the castle down.. |
 The queen is coming, freeze |
 Quick hide under the mattresses |
 Lady Larken, were you running away with a musician? |
 We'll test her for sensitivity, 1 pea under 20 mattresses |
 A lullaby birdie to put the princess to sleep. |
 What do you stuff your mattresses with, jousting equipment? |
 Fred! You passed! |
 It wasn't the pea at all! |